Rumors abound
- F. Tighe Burns
- Aug 24, 2018
- 1 min read
I will neither confirm nor deny rumors that, at the end of a trial, if it seems like a close call and the case is coming down to the wire, I will fart in the direction of the opposing attorney or opposing party in an attempt to stun them and thereby give my client's case something of a metaphorical springboard, kind of in the same way that KITT would use "Turbo Boost" to get around obstacles and get to his final goal.