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Rumors abound

  • F. Tighe Burns
  • Aug 24, 2018
  • 1 min read

I will neither confirm nor deny rumors that, at the end of a trial, if it seems like a close call and the case is coming down to the wire, I will fart in the direction of the opposing attorney or opposing party in an attempt to stun them and thereby give my client's case something of a metaphorical springboard, kind of in the same way that KITT would use "Turbo Boost" to get around obstacles and get to his final goal.


 
 
 

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